It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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