I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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