GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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