GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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