Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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