I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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