Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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