i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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