woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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