Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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