Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It was confusing and full of hummus
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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