You really coming over, don't trick.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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