I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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