I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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