If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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