just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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