Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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