this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
no you cant smoke seaweed
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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