fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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