Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He felt like a one man threesome
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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