Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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