she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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