she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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