So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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