Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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