It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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