im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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