My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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