i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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