Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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