So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
