worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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