so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
