Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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