could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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