What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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