I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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