good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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