her vagine was all disorganized.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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