I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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