I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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