tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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