I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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