32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
