my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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