If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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