I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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