why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I think my moral compass just broke
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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