just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.