Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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