I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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