we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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