Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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