this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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