well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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